1. Friends Only

    http://charlieu.livejournal.com/

    One thing I loved about LiveJournal was that I was able to make Friends Only entires and that’s besides the obvious like their elaborate comments feature.

    I’m going to start writing more private entries there, so if you guys want to read it, sign up for a LiveJournal account and add me. If not, I’m not going to lose any sleep over it. If I know you, I’ll add you right away, but if I don’t, I will need to see that you’ve been using your account for a while… I won’t get into why strangers are ok, but people I know guised as anonymous isn’t.

  2. LJ COMMENTS: Trauma & Hamsters

    These came from an article about someone getting traumatized by hamters and LJ users began to share their own personal stories…

    ride_my_rage: we had a dwarf hamster that gave birth to about 7 babies and one was paralyzed so we called him/her Cripples. One day his/her siblings decided they were hungry and ate him/her. Poor baby :’(

    -> littletootall: i seriously dont get this whole hamster eating each other shit… is there a reason behind it?

     yrsuchariot: Our hamsters had incest babies. One day, my sister, who was 3 or 4 at the time, picked up one baby and squeezed it because she wanted to see the eyes bug out, but she squeezed too hard and killed it. She threw it back int he cage, and then the other hamster babies started eating it. Then along came my brother, who was about 5. He discovered the scene of carnage and was totally traumatized.

    oblivious_frog: Guys I’m kinda freaked out I’ve been home alone all day and I went in the bathroom to brush my teeth and there was water on the mirror. HOW DID IT GET THERE?!?!??!?!!
    -> phantomangel777: Yesterday

    snuffydoop: my fob relatives ate my rabbit. more wtf than traumatizing though.

    tenninch: my family told me my turtle ran away. so, can you imagine how embarrassed i am not that my 6 year old self went arounf telling people ‘MY TURTLE RAN AWAAAAAAAAY. I AM DESPAIR’

    yunaresuka: lol I was scared of microwaves for awhile after my bagel lit on fire when I was little. now I am scared of ovens because my mom always burns herself in fucking dumbass ways. and also I’m scurred of zombies. probably should go live in a hole
    -> rhapsodeeinblue: YOU CAN FIGHT ZOMBIES. JUST DON’T BE STUPID. I dunno what to tell you about microwaves and over, though.

    love_alice: My ex-roomate had hamsters growing up, and APPARENTLY their family went on vacation and they came back and the hamsters were gone. She jsut thought they died, but she found out a few years later that her mother had DROWNED THEM in THE BATHTUB because she didn’t know what to do with them while their family was gond. IT SHOULDN’VE BEEN MY FIRST SIGN THIS BITCH WAS CRAZY TOO, BUT ANYWAY.

    youwantsum: i’m traumatized by fucking ants. i was at a shitty fair and i was standing in line for the bathroom and i guess hella ants wanted to take a shortcut OVER MY FUCKING FEET. ants were in my shoes on my legs and i started to cry bc they wouldn’t come get off and my sister just stood there and laughed, w/e im an only child now.

    dd_sp: an ant crawled into my vajay and i had to get it out in the school bathroom… i’m a different person now, i’m a ~*~survivor~*~

    bob80: I was like 4 when the video for Thriller came out. For a kid, that video was scary. I had a teenage sister who would sit me in front of the TV and make me watch it and she would laugh. So traumatic. My mother would just shout from the kitchen, stop making him watch that. Bitches.
    -> itsafunny_thing: ARE. YOU. ME?! I was around 3 or 4, and was the youngest of all my cousins when Thriller came out. So my cousins and my brother basically forced me to watch it and I was so scared! 

  3. LJ COMMENTS: Shauna Sand

    I’m not even going to go into detail about this girl. Lets just say her claim to fame is being on Playboy. Again, I complied a few of my favorite comments left by LJ users. I will say that some of the comments are explicit, so keep that in mind. If you’re easily offended, you can skip over it, but this is way too hilarious not to share.


    with her daughters


    shopping with her daughter.

    ghyman: Money can’t buy you class!

    -> daslexmeister: Shauna has class coming out of her ass.
    -> -> elcynic619: Along with just a *little* bit of jizz.

    hot143chocolate: Who is this delightful and majestic creature?
    -> daslexmeister: Shauna Sand, first female President of the United States! 

    prettyshanny89: why do her toes hang over the front of all her shoes?

    -> ghyman: lol @ you knowing nothing about being elegant!

    jasmina12345: This post is filled with grace, elegance and class. omg i’m wearing a monocle and a velvet robe, smoking a pipe and sipping some brandy rn whilst reading this post

    jasmina12345: I bet her pussy looks like a used swiffer duster

    -> baby_c15: Pics of said pussy confirms this.

    my_own_sharon: i don’t think she owns socks.

    -> daslexmeister: She only wears socks when no one is looking.

    carnivalpapers: trash
    -> shanny_w: She might be your trash but she’s my treasure :O

    minnietemperley: clear stripper heels go with everything. ashley taught me that.

    astro_boi: whats her vagina doing on her face?
    -> daslexmeister: getting ready to kiss me

    ghyman: Is that her cunty daughter being disrespectful? (regarding last pic)
    -> stellabella84: Those poor little girls :(

  4. LJ COMMENTS: FHM’s “100 Sexiest Women In The World 2010”

    So you guys know I love Livejournal, especially for their communities. I decided to regularly post comments that I enjoy and make me laugh. If you have a bit trouble following let me know, I want to post it in a way where it’s intuitive and you can tell who’s replying to who.

    I was reading FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women and this is my favorite comment.

    luvthatdrtywata:
    I’m not on the list, therefore, it is invalid.

    » nicknotned:
    bust your tits out, miss

    » » luvthatdrtywata:
    These are from a recent photoshoot of mine.

     

    » » » nicknotned:
    you are working it so hard in the last one
    » » » » luvthatdrtywata:
    Wow, thank you. I just feel so blessed to have the opportunity to work with Terry Richardson, I feel he captured my true essence.

    » » » nuravecunt:
    aw, are you pregnant another child?
    » » » » luvthatdrtywata:
    you best git outta mah face ya jealous beyotch. i might be a lady but i am not above throwing my feces at you. gorillas be known to pop off like no otha, so you best git tah steppin, ya herd?

    » » » busterrantcasey:
    dem tittays
    » » » » luvthatdrtywata:
    all natural baby.

    » » » bunnii0:
    That first one is fierce, I can see you smizing.
    » » » » luvthatdrtywata:
    I was still in the running towards becoming America’s Next Top Gorilla but then during a particularly rough critique I threw my poop at the judges and was disqualified.

    » » » chawee001:
    Fuck. You’re so fucking nasty. But I ain’t gonna lie… I like that shit.
    » » » » luvthatdrtywata:
    Don’t project your hang-ups on me, you racist bitch. I am a strong black woman, who just so happens to be a gorilla, if you gotta problem with that then so be it, it ain’t no thing but a chicken wing to me. I still fly as hale and all the brothers up in the San Diego Zoo wanna tap this. So play on playa, I don’t need yo negativity. It be messing up my chakras and shit.

    » » » chawee001:
    BTW, I found these paparazzi pics of you.

    And one of you without fuckin’ makeup…

    Keep that shit at home, fuckin’ mess! You lookin’ hella basic there.
    » » » » luvthatdrtywata:
    Gorgeous. Stunning. Flawless. The camera loves me.
    And as for that last picture, I was on a juice fast and had just been dumped by my boyfriend at the time, Bubbles, he left me to go live with Michael Jackson, I knew it was for the drugs and I couldn’t save him and it broke my heart. Give a gorilla a break!

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You can call me Charlie, because I like to laugh.

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