REAL TALK witchoboi CHARLIE

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I went on my tumblr to update and the first sentence in my newest post was “Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David…” and I almost threw up thinking my tumblr got hacked! I hella forgot I had FML entries, so I had to edit it, so no one else will make the same mistake I did.


Milk, when she was a baby.

Anyways, Milk (my dog) was hella freaking out today because of the storms. She was start scratching and banging on the walls even before I could hear the thunder and I chalked that up to her special dog senses… you know they say dogs and detect things before humans can. I was going to ignore her, but I started to feel kind of bad so I let her in the garage. She wouldn’t let me go back inside so I played with her a little bit, but it was more like I was playing with HER. You see, if I was going to be in the garge wasting my time cause she’s going to be a little scardey cat, I need to get something out of it. So I took her near the door and made her sit and watch me sing and dance. I was practicing 2PM’s Again and Again since I would be replacing Jaebum. Back to the story… I made her sit and watch me and literally before even I finish a verse, Milk would get bored and wander off. Now let me tell you something, when I perform you pay attention to me, I don’t care if you’re a dog. Everytime she would amble to something that would catch her attention. i’d sprint and head for the door acting like I’m going to go back inside and ditch her little donkey (aka a**, my new word so I don’t cuss). She’d run after me in a panic, hoping I’d stay with her. And literally for like almost an hour that is what I did. Sing and dance and run when she lost interest. That is all.

Why, hello there.

FUNNYS FROM FML

Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, “I’m not David.” Then, with an Italian accent, he said, “It’s-a-me! Mario!” FML

Today, I was unpacking. My three year old showed me her two fingers and said “look mommy!!!” I put her fingers in my mouth saying “rawrrrr I’m gonna eat your fingers!!” she then had this worried look on her face and said “mommy, where’s my booger?” FML

Today, at a family picnic, my grandpa told me to toss him a beer. After I questioned him on whether it was a good idea, he insulted me and again demanded that I toss him a beer. I did so, and ended up hitting him in the head. When I tried to apologize, he hit me in the balls with his walker. FML

LOL!!! :(

GOOGLE READER

http://www.google.com/reader/

Google Reader is amazing. Now checking all your daily reads/blogs can be as easy as checking your email. Just submit the RSS feeds and it automatically alerts you whenever any of the sites gets updated.

You don’t have to visit 50 different sites. It’s all concentrated on an easy-to-use/user-friendly interface. Add all of my blogs:

XANGA: http://hellnawitsc.xanga.com/
(RSS link: same as above, I believe)

TUMBLR: http://charlieu.tumblr.com/
(RSS link: http://charlieu.tumblr.com/rss)

TWITTER: http://www.twitter.com/challyu
(RSS link: http://twitter.com/statuses/user_timeline/16658527.rss)

I follow about 20 different blogs/sites, so everything is extremely convenient for me. I love it. One of the best things google has ever made!

And if you’re wondering what other sites I have, you can check out my…

YOUTUBE: http://www.youtube.com/challyu

CYWORLD: http://www.cyworld.com/hellnawitsc
(I rarely update, I only have it to look at other people’s cyworld.)

FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/charlieum
(I only add people I know, sorry)

MYSPACE: http://www.myspace.com/hellnawitsc
(I’ll add anyone on this, but it’s essentially dead. Again, I only have it to KIT with people who don’t have facebook.)

I don’t know why I’m part of so many social networks. I feel like ijustine (http://www.youtube.com/ijustine), cause she literally signs up for EVERYTHING.

UGH!

I can’t find a decent tumblr theme I like… I guess this means I have to make my own… -___- I haven’t used HTML is such a long time, this is going to be difficult.
Nevermind. No patience… I just edited an exisiting theme, so this one will have to do.

BTW, I have comments so you can leave me feedback. ;P Not that anyone does…