Play the Bulk & Skull theme song from the Mighty Morphin’ Power Ranger soundtrack (http://goo.gl/y8J44), then pretend you slipped on a banana peel and try to catch your balance. An occasional elongated “WHOoOooOOoooOAAa!” elevates it to the next level and only adds to the fun.
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Dove Real Beauty Sketches
*What you don’t see: The loyal Dove customer that looks like a horse, but thinks she’s Mila Kunis.
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“What Schizophrenia Sounds Like”
For the last couple of weeks I have been looking up information about the mental illness, schizophrenia for a research project for my psychology class. During my research I found an interesting project that some scientists had put together called, “What Schizophrenia Sounds Like.” After interviewing many people with this illness the scientists compiled a short clip of what a schizophrenic might hear during an episode, or just day to day. I listened to this from my laptop speakers, not the recommended head phone approach (Which I’m glad that I did!) When I pressed play on this sound clip I instantly got chills and had to turn down the volume before proceeding. Honestly, it creeped me out to the point where I had to turn something funny on the TV to keep from weirding myself out. This sound clip really is interesting. Have a listen!
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Emily Wells - Becomes The Color
Who wants to watch Stoker with me when it comes out? March 1, 2013
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The Royal Tenenbaums
Chas: Four minutes, forty-eight seconds. We’re all dead. Burned to a crisp.
Royal: I’m very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman.
Chas: Looks like you and Dad are back together again, huh.
Richie: He’s your dad too, Chas.
Chas: No, he’s not.
Richie: Yes, he is.
Chas: You really hate me, don’t you?
Richie: No. I don’t. I love you.
Chas: Well, I don’t know what you think you’re gonna get out of this, but believe me, whatever it is, it’s not worth it.
Richie: Chas. I don’t want to hurt you. I know what you and the boys have been through. You’re my brother and I love you.
Chas: Stop saying that!
Royal: You know, Richie, this illness, this closeness to death… it’s had a profound affect on me. I feel like a different person, I really do.
Richie: Dad, you were never dying.
Royal: But I’m going to live.
Royal: [Points to Henry] He’s not your father.
Margot: Neither are you.
Chas: Why did you try to kill yourself?
Ethel: Don’t press him right now.
Richie: I wrote a suicide note.
Chas: You did?
Richie: Yeah. Right after I regained consciousness.
Chas: Can we read it?
Richie: No.
Chas: Can you paraphrase it for us?
Richie: I don’t think so.
Chas: Is it dark?
Richie: Of course it’s dark, it’s a suicide note.
Eli: [to Richie] I always wanted to be a Tenenbaum, you know?
Royal: [quietly] Me too. Me too.
Eli: It doesn’t mean what it used to though, does it?
Eli: I wish you’d’ve done this for me when I was a kid.
Richie: But you didn’t have a drug problem then.
Eli: Yeah, but it still would’ve meant a lot to me.
Margot’s Theme: The Vince Guaraldi Trio song “Christmastime is Here” from A Charlie Brown Christmas. -
PLEASE HELP REUNITE THIS CAT WITH ITS FAMILY!!!
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Variety Lab – Soda Pop Confusion
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Lee Sora - Please
How old is this song? I used to love it.
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Good Luck, Mr. President
Meanwhile…
Jokes aside, please vote tomorrow. Even if you’re not voting for Obama/Biden. Go out and do it! I’m so excited, but I’m nervous. Praying for my President!
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Poolside - Slow Down
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I am your biggest fan
Wow. This is very… Well, I’m not going to say I’m surprised, because I’m not. But I am shocked that you decided to send this message.
First of all, thank you. Your love and support means a lot to me. I am here where I am because of fans like you. I will be forever grateful.
I’d also like to say that, while I do appreciate the encouragement, there is a line that you should not cross. Please do not continue to harass me or I will call the cops on you. And I will file that restraining order. If the stalking continues, I will have no choice but to notify the proper authorities and prosecute you to the fullest extent of the law. I guarantee that there will be jail time.
You have been warned…
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Kids Say The Darndest Things
Stories of times a child said the most innocently funny things.
I played Princess Tiana for a festival (I’m black obviously), we always tried to dance with the little girls. One girl tugged my dress so I Leaned in to listen to what she had to say, she handed me a little sack of candy gold coins and said “here’s some chocolate for you because it matches your skin :D”. It was just so good.
My 3 year old daughter likes to tell random people about my beard. I’m a woman. I have no facial hair. It may be time to stop being naked around her.
In the midst of potty training my daughter, my wife took her into a public bathroom. Apparently the person in the neighboring stall was audibly taking a dump, which prompted my daughter to loudly say “good job pooping! I’m so proud of you!”
My good friend’s eldest son (12 years old at the time) decided to shave his head in anticipation for the movie Avatar: The Last Airbender coming out. His 3 year old brother asked for the same, but his parents tried to convince him he shouldn’t. The 3 year old cried and was really upset, so they decided fine, let’s shave his head. The boys run around, happy as can be. About an hour later, the youngest says “Okay mom, you can put my hair back now.” Had to explain that wasn’t quite how it worked… Whoops.
In sex-ed at school the subject of erections came up (lol?). I asked for more details. When informed I told the female teacher (and a fair few female peers) “Oh, I get those!”.
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I Wonder Why The Wonderfalls by Andy Partridge (of XTC)
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Dammit, Justin Bieber. You make it so easy to hate you. He got a new tattoo of an owl that looks like Bert from Sesame Street and I’m certain he took it from Microsoft Paint’s clip art. And he placed it right next to his ~BELIEVE~ tattoo that’s in bubble party font. All he needs is a pretentious quote in script in 150 words or less, Twitter style, AKA this generation’s tribal tattoo. I feel sorry for anyone that gets any tattoo that is trendy, because anything that is in style now, always goes out later.
And I can’t wait for preteens to grow up and stop supporting him. Seriously, he has a face only preteen girls could like… and lesbians. I hope he goes the way of… of… whoever that is irrelevant now. Jonas Brothers! Huge following, but dropped off the face of the earth once their fan base grew up.
Addendum:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhpJC1FRTtI
David Letterman rubbing his freshly inked ~BELIEVE~ tattoo. LOL!!! It’s so bad, but I love to hate him. I’m sorry I’m not sorry.
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Happy Halloween! :)
