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I went on my tumblr to update and the first sentence in my newest post was “Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David…” and I almost threw up thinking my tumblr got hacked! I hella forgot I had FML entries, so I had to edit it, so no one else will make the same mistake I did.
Milk, when she was a baby.
Anyways, Milk (my dog) was hella freaking out today because of the storms. She was start scratching and banging on the walls even before I could hear the thunder and I chalked that up to her special dog senses… you know they say dogs and detect things before humans can. I was going to ignore her, but I started to feel kind of bad so I let her in the garage. She wouldn’t let me go back inside so I played with her a little bit, but it was more like I was playing with HER. You see, if I was going to be in the garge wasting my time cause she’s going to be a little scardey cat, I need to get something out of it. So I took her near the door and made her sit and watch me sing and dance. I was practicing 2PM’s Again and Again since I would be replacing Jaebum. Back to the story… I made her sit and watch me and literally before even I finish a verse, Milk would get bored and wander off. Now let me tell you something, when I perform you pay attention to me, I don’t care if you’re a dog. Everytime she would amble to something that would catch her attention. i’d sprint and head for the door acting like I’m going to go back inside and ditch her little donkey (aka a**, my new word so I don’t cuss). She’d run after me in a panic, hoping I’d stay with her. And literally for like almost an hour that is what I did. Sing and dance and run when she lost interest. That is all.







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